Milkboy finally blogged at 8:00 PM
wow, time at work to blog? What the fuck is this? So what to write? I could bitch about the fact that I've been oddly ill since my surgery and can't figure out why, but most everybody has heard that already. Instead I'll tackle an offshoot of that.

Web mother fuckin MD. WebMD and its creators should be strung up by the balls and flogged. This type of "information" in the hands of the general public is not safe. So far, WebMD has narrowed my illness down to a few possibilities. I have one of the following:

the flu, crotch rot, diabetes, hypoglycemia, the plague, anthrax, AIDS, a yeast infection, Cancer, cat scratch fever, dwarfism, penile ruptitis, the clap, pica (which apparently comes along with a "strange desire to eat dirt"), or I'm pregnant. So as you can see, WebMD has certainly helped me to get back to feeling better. fuckin bastards. Of course, I now need to be AT the testing place tomorrow by 7:15 for a THREE fucking hour blood sugar test amongst other tests which will keep me from eating or drinking after 8:00 tonight. I hate being fucking sick. I just want to know what the shit I got. Maybe they find out tomorrow and tell me on Friday. Who the fuck knows?