Milkboy finally blogged at 6:13 PM
wow, we really fell off the wagon here. But, hey not even Mik is blogging too much so I don't feel too bad. :)

I'm at work and I'm bored so I figured I throw something up. It's actually something I wrote for elsewhere but I came across it again today and felt it worth sharing. I still feel this way but it is outdated. I am no longer on the drugs I speak of here. Thank fucking god. So enjoy....

Ok, time for a rant.

Has anyone else noticed how we've become a society completely based on drugs and "syndromes?" Every fucking thing that happens now is a fucking "syndrome." Kids can't concentrate? Oh that must be ADD, better get the drugs! It's called being a fucking kid, get over it! Get a little freaked out being around people? You have SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER! Oh no not a DISORDER! That's worse than a SYNDROME! Get the DRUGS NOW!!! And isn't it cute that they even gave it the cute little acronym of SAD. I remember when that used to be called being a geek, an outcast or oh no not...DIFFERENT! It started with PMS, Pre monthly purgin of dirty gash blood syndrome. If I knew I was gonna bleed for a week from the tip of my dick, I'd be a little fucking pissy too. But now it has progressed, now it has become PMDD, Pre-menstrual Dysphoric DISORDER! Not another DISORDER!!! MORE DRUGS!!!

I think my current favorite though is RE. Rapid Ejaculation. It used to be called that you shot your load too early. Now it's got an official term and a drug to go along with it. Just jerk off more dammit!

And what's worse? These "disorders" and "syndromes" actually have their own fucking commercials now! What the fuck?!?! Problems getting it up? Cunt hairs sticking together?Welcome to the world of Hermaphro Sludge Disorder! Now playing in panties everywhere. Brought to you by Glaxo!

And we wonder why we live in a society consumed with dread. Notice how all of my links above point to my favorite propganda machine in the campaign of fear, good old WebMD. Anyone who has read my other blog knows my feelings on WebMD. I'm surprised WebMD doesn't have their very own threat level chart with colors like our lovely government has put together.

Now I am not against drugs entirely. Some are perfectly acceptable, some are necessary and some are just damned fun. I'm on two drugs daily right now. One I'm trying to wean myself off of and the other is unfortunately something of a necessity. I miss when I was able to simply enjoy drugs for their druggy goodness.

It's just gone way too fucking far. We've antibioticed ourselves to a point where we can't get over a fucking cold on our own anymore without it turning into friggen pnuemonia as we've created these lovely little things called resistant bacteria. We've sanitized ourselves into a state to where a yeast infection can now wipe out entire colonies of pygmies three continents away. Oh no, you've touched dirt, better whip out the anti-bacterial soap!

And it's not just prescription medicine. We now need caffeine to get up in the morning and so we need "sleep aids" to go to bed. Advil and Tylenol, take your pick, fuck your kidneys and stomach or fuck your liver. Aspirin? I'm sorry but any drug that causes deadly, debilitating diseases in children does not suddenly become just great once you've turned 13.

And have you noticed how suddenly anything that's created in a lab can now pass as an acceptable drug? At the end of every disordrome commercial they have to leave at least a good minute and a half just to list SOME of the possible side effects of the drug. Side effects with this drug to help your stomach are generally rare, (what the fuck does that even mean? generally rare?!?! So sometime they are quite prevalent???) and may include: stomach bleeding, stomach pain, stomach spasm, dry mouth, fatigue, crotch rot, young children to die in your presence, blood to spurt forth from your nipples and possibly death, but Celebrate with Celebrex! (I know Celebrex is for arthritis not stomach problems, but you get my point.)

Oh well, I'm off to take some sleeping pills so I can get ready for my caffeine and advil fix in the morning before taking my Xanax to calm my caffeinated nerves, my ritalin for my ADD, and my Nexium for the stomach problems caused by all of the above. Oh and don't forget my Zoloft for my PMDD (hey I'm in touch with my femine side) AND my RE since it seems to fix both. And don't forget your anti-bacterial soap and shampoo, wouldn't want the evil dirt to get you, gotta make room for the REALLY evil dirt. So goodnight and sweet dreams. (Oh yeah, many of these drugs also cause "vivid dreams," so watch out for that.