tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32502122011-07-14T17:33:00.281-04:00Stupid O'ClockWARNING: may not be appropriate for small children, old people, midgets, necrophiliacs, and women who are or plan to be pregnant.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.comBlogger1101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1125722406575019682005-09-03T00:10:00.000-04:002005-09-03T00:45:29.956-04:00If ever I have felt truly and utterly helpless, now is the time. The images that stream in from various news sources tear at my soul...A city that I only visited a few times yet fell completely in love with lies in ruin...babies, children, elderly, pets dying in front of our eyes...and here I sit, in the comfort of my apartment, away from it all, unable to do anything. Sure I have donated what Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1123303992496905372005-08-06T00:53:00.000-04:002005-08-06T00:53:12.546-04:00Transferring Cell Phone ContractsNew company offers service that helps you find someone to transfer your cell phone contract to if you want out. Gets you out completely. They charge $19.99 for the service but only after your transfer is complete. Also allows you to take over someone else's contract, for free with incentives thrown in by the person wanting out.Pretty cool concept.read more | digg storyMilkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1116895296759913132005-05-23T20:41:00.000-04:002005-05-23T20:41:36.783-04:00Xbox 360 WILL have HD-DVD.....eventually.Per an interview with Steve Ballmer, the Xbox 360 will have an HD-DVD type drive at some point in it's lifecycle."It's a little bit like the discussion about HD DVD type storage. Will we have it? Sure...You'll get it. And there will be other configurations that come to market."read more | digg storyMilkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1099533643442927162004-11-03T01:54:00.000-05:002004-11-03T21:00:43.443-05:00This is a sad, sad fucking day. 4 more years of this. I truly am at a loss for words... How can people be this fucking stupid...We just validated EVERYTHING this man has done, to him, to the rest of the world. Hatred X 10. Before perhaps it was just Bush and the "American ideal" that was hated by the world, we can now add every citizen to that since we put his ass back in office. Grow a Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1099120832067517032004-10-30T03:18:00.000-04:002004-10-30T03:20:32.066-04:00Evolutionary Shrinkage: Stone Age Homo find offers small surprise
I'm guessing there were quite a few disappointed yet very flamboyant cave men, but a great headline nonetheless.
Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1098944044611509042004-10-28T01:58:00.000-04:002004-10-28T02:14:04.613-04:00It fucking starts: Fla. County Says Absentee Ballots Missing
Quite possibly the biggest fucking JOKE ever: Murdoch: Fox News does not favour Bush
Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1098942015632320732004-10-28T01:28:00.000-04:002004-10-28T01:40:15.633-04:00Another public service announcement from your friends at stupidoclock.
I got no idea how many people actually read this thing any more but in case you stumble across it, Eminem just released his new video for the song MOSH online. I've said it before and I'll say it again, this man is an absolute fucking genius. Apparently his political statements in the past have gone unnoticed, but I think Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1097896692810210312004-10-15T23:17:00.000-04:002004-10-15T23:18:12.810-04:00Holy fuck.
Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1097896153468345132004-10-15T22:56:00.000-04:002004-10-15T23:11:45.866-04:00Happy Anniversary!! Yes it's actually been one full year since my last post. Sorry, I've been a little fucking busy. Jesus, where to begin? Sadly there isn't much to tell, it's been a pretty fucking boring year. I can tell you that I'm working on a new project called throwemup.com and that you had better check it the fuck out. Oh yeah, and I got a giant fucking TV. Now, something tells me that noJersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1087948091557226782004-06-22T19:47:00.000-04:002004-06-22T19:51:09.736-04:00Ok Ok, so it's been a little while. there's been a bit of a funk going around that I was mired in. It seems to have passed for now. I got two of the root canals done (not too bad really, plus drugs is good), but then I got the friggen bill. $800 OUT OF POCKET!!!!! I think the dental profession is worse than even the medical profession sometimes. $1600 total for an hours worth of work!! you Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1084756103134573622004-05-16T21:04:00.000-04:002004-05-16T21:16:16.916-04:00I've finally caved in and set up a LiveJournal as well. For anyone who is interested, they can check it out here: Dirty Jer-Z. I think for a time I will be essentially doubling up on the posts so you may see the same thing there as here until I decide what to make of each, so I apologize if you get hit with the same shit twice. Here's my latest rant:
Ok, this story ("Phillip Morris mails a 'Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1083563444208144682004-05-03T01:50:00.000-04:002004-05-03T01:53:52.013-04:00Well here I am, up again. As per usual work did not happen today, but the house did get cleaned so that is good. The woman certainly deserves most of the credit for that though. Speaking of, she's got a rather sizeable task ahead of her tomorrow. Again, for her to discuss. But let me just say I am so very proud of her. What she has to do is no small feat and is quite scary in my mind. But Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1083488483815682862004-05-02T05:01:00.000-04:002004-05-03T02:02:34.280-04:00Why is it that no matter the situation nor how much money I stand to make, I can never seem to bring myself to go to bed and go into work on the weekend. It's rather depressing to an extent. But I work all fucking week and the last time I worked the weekend too it damn near fucking killed me the following week. Fuck all knows we could use the money but I need down time, ya know? Uggh. As you Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1082067217827689372004-04-15T18:13:00.000-04:002004-04-15T18:16:30.200-04:00wow, we really fell off the wagon here. But, hey not even Mik is blogging too much so I don't feel too bad. :)
I'm at work and I'm bored so I figured I throw something up. It's actually something I wrote for elsewhere but I came across it again today and felt it worth sharing. I still feel this way but it is outdated. I am no longer on the drugs I speak of here. Thank fucking god. So Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1066337611263692202003-10-16T16:53:00.000-04:002003-10-16T16:53:31.440-04:00Exactly, exactly. That Jesus sure was a wise man.
Ok, it's official.
#1: I work for a cult.
We just had our "Code of Conduct" training class. In this "class" we were forced to watch a 30 minute video which was created specifically by and for our company that included a cab driver who reminded me of the conductor from Thomas the Tank engine but who was distinctly NOT Carlin so that suckedMilkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1066272987335517812003-10-15T22:56:00.000-04:002003-10-15T22:56:26.663-04:00No alchohol? Fuck that! A wise man once said "If I can't get shitfaced then I might as well just die." Damn, who was that again? Oh yeah, Jesus.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1066247631567942842003-10-15T15:53:00.000-04:002003-10-15T15:53:50.950-04:00Three days in a row, the fuck is going on?
Check this shit out in regards to Acid Reflux:
Be especially aware of the following foods and drinks, which are known to trigger heartburn:
-Coffee, Tea (decaffeinated and regular) ( don't drink em, not a problem)
-Spices (you have got to be fucking kidding me. Spices! All spices?!? so all my food must be tasteless.)
-Onions (lovely, see above)
Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1066155970292740952003-10-14T14:26:00.000-04:002003-10-14T14:26:10.063-04:00well, well, two days in a row huh? Don't expect it to last, they're actually starting to assign me loans now. Anyway, I went this morning to have my friggen blood work done to try to figure out what's wrong with me. So I couldn't eat anything after 8:00 last night. Of course, I wake up this morning feeling fine and for the most part dandy, with the exception, of course, of being tired as hell.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1066089636789967182003-10-13T20:00:00.000-04:002003-10-13T20:00:36.923-04:00wow, time at work to blog? What the fuck is this? So what to write? I could bitch about the fact that I've been oddly ill since my surgery and can't figure out why, but most everybody has heard that already. Instead I'll tackle an offshoot of that.
Web mother fuckin MD. WebMD and its creators should be strung up by the balls and flogged. This type of "information" in the hands of the Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1065383487855010022003-10-05T15:51:00.000-04:002003-10-05T15:53:57.590-04:00On the subject of "The Station Agent":
jdwint2002: are you jazzed that theres a midget or its in new jersey
jersey_steve: both!!
jdwint2002: ur a freak
jersey_steve: it could be the greatest movie of all time!
Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-936764782003-05-02T18:38:00.000-04:002003-05-02T18:38:04.286-04:00I'm out of comission blog wise for a few weeks and the site lay dormant. What's up with that Steve?
Well I'm not gonna go into it all since those of you who read this probably already know it all anyway but I'm back in New Jersey. New job, been approved for our apartment (we move in in June), living with parents for now. I love my parents to death for letting me stay with them while I make Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-918869802003-04-02T22:23:00.000-05:002003-04-02T22:23:34.623-05:00Why the FUCK am I watching "On the Line"? Someone please kill me.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-918671442003-04-02T16:13:00.000-05:002003-04-02T16:13:32.873-05:00Ok, for those of you who don't know (and since the only people who read this seems to be those who do already know I've no idea why I'm bothering but hey ya never know when a 3 legged midget from Guam might stumble past with a thirst for inane knowledge so there ya go) I recently tore my ACL whilst playing soccer. I love sports but I realize now that I am way too out of shape to be actually Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-908758842003-03-17T16:05:00.000-05:002003-03-17T16:42:41.000-05:00So we're sitting around the office talking about the impending jumping of Iraq and it occurs to me that in a few days rather than folks coming into the office asking, "Did you see what happened on American Idol\Married By America\Survivor\(Insert your favorite reality show here) last night?" it's going to turn into "Did you watch the war last night?" And it's really quite sickening that it has Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-902448732003-03-06T11:32:00.000-05:002003-03-06T11:32:42.340-05:00You know, sometimes I really worry about the state of our nation. Now I realize that we need diversions now and again but I mean, christ, shellacking and displaying a GIANT FUCKING CHEETO on a "pillow of velvet, under glass"? Cheeto Mania An entire town bidding on the rights to said Cheeto? Come on people! I'll be the first to admit that I have bought into some of the more inane pleasures of Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-882455832003-01-29T22:27:00.000-05:002003-01-29T22:27:23.893-05:00I just saw on the news that 53% of New Jersey residents are dissatisfied with life here. Well I have a little some thing to say to that 53%. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE, MOTHER FUCKER!!! If you don't like it here quit complaining and move to fucking Idaho, cause I sure as shit don't want you here bringing me down. You try living some where else you ungreatful cocksucker, you just try it. I give Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-874995592003-01-15T17:47:00.000-05:002003-01-15T17:47:17.250-05:00Oh and by the way, I created the word Nipplecock. Just so the world knows. Since it seems to be catching on.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-874984002003-01-15T17:23:00.000-05:002003-01-15T17:23:20.626-05:00Our insights into the mysteries of the universe have gone unnoticed. Perhaps this site will help to bring some of you around!
YODELING THERESA!
She yodels for the lord and then asks her to clean her out.
Coming soon to a store near you....JESUS DOUCHE! He will clean you out and get your cunt ready for your next life in the kingdom of God. Don't go to God with that not so fresh feeling. God Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-854472242002-12-03T17:13:00.000-05:002002-12-03T17:13:36.233-05:00as you can see below we have figured out the mystery of the shroud of turin. Should anyone have any other religious mysteries or mysteries of life in general that they would like us to solve, please feel free to post a comment and we will be happy to solve the universe for you. Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-854471622002-12-03T17:12:00.000-05:002002-12-03T17:12:19.996-05:00Being an adult is cool.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-854469132002-12-03T17:07:00.000-05:002002-12-03T17:07:31.213-05:00I call this post "Adultness"
FNCRyan: always trying to keep us down and shit
FNCRyan: KILL WHITEY! PRAISE BE TO ALL...I mean God is good.
sjberg13: yeah, i should be being an adult and telling 12 year old kids to fuck themselves on mechassult, just like an adult
FNCRyan: word
sjberg13: yes, horray for Jesus
FNCRyan: happy birthday jesus
sjberg13: happy birthday you DMF
FNCRyan: dead mother Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-850594852002-11-25T11:22:00.000-05:002002-11-25T11:22:25.063-05:00Well, the world damn near lost a genius this morning as I almost died this morning driving to work. Imagine if you will... I'm doing 70 down the highway. The sun is getting in my fucking eyes and I'm already nursing a nasty "Monday after" foggy head and throat from fucking hell from a weekend of debauchery in New Orleans so its like I have fucking midgets tap dancing on my eyeballs. (no, Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-850356372002-11-24T22:37:00.000-05:002002-11-24T22:37:13.666-05:00I think the whole comments thing would be much cooler if some people were actually making some fuckin comments. We know that you are on the site, we can track the hits. By the way, guy who found this site while searching for "tit-fuck", props to you my friend. Well since I can't seem to anyone to go drinking with tonite, I will excuse myself to go cry on the shoulders of my new friend Mr. Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-849470212002-11-22T18:39:00.000-05:002002-11-22T18:39:01.140-05:00So I'm sitting here trying to think of something to say and I really have no fucking clue what the fuck I want to talk about. This fucking blows. When we first started this thing I was all angry and jobless so I had all fuckin day to sit here and think of funny (funny in MY opinion anyway, asshole) shit to say. But now all I do is fuckin work anymore and when I get home I just don't feel like Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-848401722002-11-20T18:45:00.000-05:002002-11-20T18:45:27.376-05:00we're looking more and more like a real damn site. Comments have been added. So if you got somethin to say, say it. But don't get mad if we don't give a fuck.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-845814932002-11-15T11:18:00.000-05:002002-11-15T13:23:18.000-05:00This can't be true. I mean c'mon it's Ed Rooney! He was in Howard the Duck for christ sake! No way he's whacking the niblets. Besides the arresting officer was Jason Lee. Now's there's something that would be funny to see. Sir, I was a fucking demon in Dogma, you'll have to come with me. No, forget the sex robot I was building in Mumford, at least it wasn't Phantoms, I'll have to ask you to Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-845598332002-11-14T23:03:00.000-05:002002-11-14T23:03:29.756-05:00word, we now have archives and Steve you are now an admin so stop bitching. oh and this site is cool!Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-844021762002-11-12T00:14:00.000-05:002002-11-12T00:14:56.000-05:00hmm, sitemeter?Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-831668502002-10-18T09:24:00.000-04:002002-10-18T09:24:05.540-04:00well shit.The blog has been fucked since September the 25th so don't bitch at us for not blogging. Now that I've actually figured out how to get it to let us publish our damn page, the template got completely fucked and everything went away. I blame the terrorists.
Speaking of which: does anyone else think that the Washington DC sniper is a disgruntled Michaels Craft store employee who also Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-821250622002-09-25T22:22:00.000-04:002002-10-10T23:50:09.000-04:00So, I was driving down the street the other day and, lo and behold, what did I see but a midget on a bicycle. Do I need to say anymore? Word.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-813829752002-09-09T21:39:00.000-04:002002-09-10T09:15:30.000-04:00Let me just preface by saying that I am really fucking bored right now.
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.12
GCC/CS d- s: a-- y+ C++++ U--- P L w++++ O---- M-- PS+ PE+ Y+ t+
R-- tv++ b+ DI+ D++ e h* r*
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
Translation
Told ya.
Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-792256422002-07-21T15:08:00.000-04:002002-07-21T15:08:29.250-04:00What Retard are you?
Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-792252302002-07-21T14:53:00.000-04:002002-07-21T14:53:31.296-04:00
I am Diarrhea .
Diarrhea's are by far the most humorous of all the shits going for the big laugh at all costs. From fart jokes to slapstick humor Diarrhea's are know for pulling out the stops when it comes to shits and giggles... though Diarrhea's do have their down sides.. And like the sad clowns they are, Diarrhea's are actually dying inside and prone to suicide and even murder...What Kinda Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-788623732002-07-12T09:49:00.000-04:002002-07-12T09:49:02.516-04:00I'm going in! I'll be back in about 8 hours or so. In the meantime, don't mind the man behind the little clouds.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-788335372002-07-11T16:40:00.000-04:002002-07-11T16:40:09.053-04:00Typical male conversation about topics they really have no right to discuss:
FNCRyan: Bridget jones was good.
ConservativeDave: never saw it
FNCRyan: Yeah I like some disney too
ConservativeDave: but that actress is hot
FNCRyan: you should yo. Its actually quite funny.
FNCRyan: Renee zellweger
ConservativeDave: yeah...thats her
ConservativeDave: I dont like Hugh Grant though
ConservativeDave: Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-788325812002-07-11T16:17:00.000-04:002002-07-11T16:17:47.200-04:00JESUS BALLZZZZZ!!!Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-788324862002-07-11T16:15:00.000-04:002002-07-11T16:15:24.823-04:00Today's forecast: Mostly cloudy with a 10% chance of actual conciousness after periods of rest. Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-788203192002-07-11T10:55:00.000-04:002002-07-11T10:55:11.153-04:00Oh, and viewing the world from within a cloud is not all its cracked up to be.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-788202812002-07-11T10:53:00.000-04:002002-07-11T10:53:39.543-04:00Ok kids, its that time again, get out your secret decoder ring:
I feel like Chris Rock in New Jack City right now.
Pleurisy and the meds that go along with it SUCK!!!!!Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-788065862002-07-11T01:11:00.000-04:002002-07-11T01:11:24.220-04:00As my friends know, I like to send out links to various stupid shit that I find during my internet travels. Well I think that I have found the end of the internet as we know it and I am compelled to share it on this site. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!!! You clicked it didn't you? I'm sorry. I warned you. Here, to make up for it, check you these friends of mine. Sorry about that other one.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-787983662002-07-10T21:32:00.000-04:002002-07-10T21:32:38.990-04:00I was just in the shower and I couldn't help but notice the name of one of the products in there, "Cucumber, Melon, & Vitamin E Body Wash." Now, perhaps I am the only one with a mind that works this way but the first thing I thought of was a bad tit-fuck movie. Sorry, that's what came to mind. Now I am pretty sure that this is not the image that the fine people over at the St. Ives company wish Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-786139922002-07-06T07:06:00.000-04:002002-07-06T20:54:48.000-04:00While I was out last night I was having a smoke out on the dance floor and some bitch starts giving me shit about it. What the fuck? You know what cunto? You want a smoke free bar? Go to California, otherwise fucking DEAL!! Word.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-786004722002-07-05T20:32:00.000-04:002002-07-05T20:32:05.350-04:00I think everyone needs to let Milkboy know that this is the place he wants to stay during his visit to the Jersey Shore. Word.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-785209772002-07-03T16:04:00.000-04:002002-07-03T16:04:56.543-04:00North Carolina keeps looking better and better.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-785191272002-07-03T15:16:00.000-04:002002-07-03T15:16:25.976-04:00Names are cool.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-784386032002-07-01T19:36:00.000-04:002002-07-02T14:41:21.000-04:00A friend asked me to find this again as I had sent it out to everyone a while back so I figured I'd go ahead and post it here for all to enjoy. This is one of the most fucked up, funniest things I've ever seen on the web. HATT BABY!
This might be worse: I don't even know what to say except I'm sorry
But far and away I do believe that this takes the most fucked up shit on the web award. Holy Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-782410572002-06-26T17:50:00.000-04:002002-06-26T17:50:07.093-04:00We've started a Stupid o'clock revolution! Cuz you know that shit was ours!
I guess I need to get in on the action too since I've been informed this is "a thing" so without further ado my "Ryan is" list:
-ryan is saucy (like BBQ!)
-Ryan is America's premier career coach (word, come see me I can hook you up with a prime corner)
-Ryan is not a Web Designer (nope)
-Ryan is crazy for movies (but Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-782002962002-06-25T20:31:00.000-04:002002-06-25T20:31:38.670-04:00On a similar note, a search for "Stupid O'clock" turned up 188 results and we are on page 5 (for some reason Mikkie's blog shows up a full page before ours!). But yet 6 months ago when doing the same search we were the first result! So since this blog has been around a whole fuckload of people have started using the term "stupid o'clock"? Coincidence? I think not!Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-781999852002-06-25T20:21:00.000-04:002002-06-25T20:21:39.930-04:00Ok, so I am not usually one to rip off other people but after reading Alicia's "Alicia is" post I decided to do a search for "Steve is" and some of these were too funny not to post:
-Steve is Back In The Studio
-Steve is going off to college (gonna waste another 20 grand?)
-Steve is SEXXY (well, yeah!)
-Steve is a much-in-demand speaker
-Steve is the author of Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-777561322002-06-14T18:04:00.000-04:002002-06-14T18:04:47.543-04:00I was just watching Encino Man and I realized that there are a lot of these movies with these wacky ass prom nite dance routines. What's the deal with that? And why don't they start to encorporate it into more non-high school movies? Just a thought. Word.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-777351812002-06-14T07:11:00.000-04:002002-06-14T07:11:49.130-04:00Is there anything wrong with a grown man watching Saved By the Bell every morning before work? NO THERE ISN'T!!Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-775709782002-06-10T13:03:00.000-04:002002-06-10T13:03:19.740-04:00It is just not my week. First there is the 4 wheeler accident on Saturday. I won't go into too much detail as I have already grown far to weary of telling that tale. It involves me, a 4 wheeler going about 30 mph, a barbed wire fence and my being thrown through it. If you want more details, Mikkie's got it. Then today, I decided to haul my hurtin, tired ass outta bed to get some work done andMilkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-770816432002-05-28T19:10:00.000-04:002002-05-28T19:10:18.620-04:00You know what really sucks? When you really want to kick some little bitch's ass and you finally have the chance but you don't because you promised a close friend you would not disrespect him and his band. Oh well, karma's a mother fucker and everyone gets their's in the end. Word.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-769958492002-05-26T15:12:00.000-04:002002-05-26T15:12:44.070-04:00Went to see Love Seed for the first time this summer last night. What a great time! It was so good to see everyone again, and I just had a blast. The best part is when I punked down that piece of shit Joe. He came up to me all like he was my boy and shit and I just shot him a dirty look over my shoulder and he walked away, and then when I was leaving I made sure to stop and let him know what I Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-769193722002-05-24T07:14:00.000-04:002002-05-24T07:14:19.336-04:00I was playing the crane machine at the arcade last night and what did I win? A little beanie Mexican! Welcome to Wildwood!Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-766346582002-05-16T17:40:00.000-04:002002-05-16T17:40:50.120-04:00So here I am, finally blogging again. And what do I have to blog about today? Another sticker I saw, this one on someones front door. It looked kinda like the Sloman Shield and it said, I shit you not, "This house protected by Jesus Christ". And then it went into some long spiel about it. Well buddy I got news for you, you might want to get a dog, cause no dead mother fucker is going to stop Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-756010052002-04-19T18:41:00.000-04:002002-04-19T18:41:06.560-04:00I saw a great bumper sticker today, "I love someone with autism." I liked it so much that I wanted to get one for myself, but then I thought "No! Loving one person with autism may be enough for Doug Flutie, but not for me!" So I thought of a much better bumper sticker, one that I would be proud to ruin my vehicle's paint for, "I love everyone with autism, they're fucking hysterical." Word.
P.S. Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-114678692002-04-04T17:46:00.000-05:002002-04-04T18:17:27.000-05:00You wanna know what pisses me off to no end? People who DRIVE in the passing lane! The fucking passing lane is not for driving, it's for passing. PASSING! That's why it's called the passing lane. And for those of you who do not know, the LEFT LANE is the passing lane. LEFT LANE! Got that? What I can't understand is when some fucking cockknocker is driving (not passing) in the left lane and they Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-108452462002-03-17T22:49:00.000-05:002002-03-18T17:45:08.000-05:00It's not even 11 and I'm SHITFACED...god I love St. Pat's! Word.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-108105352002-03-16T20:35:00.000-05:002002-03-16T20:35:40.413-05:00What the fuck is the point of having a fucking cable modem if I can't find any of the fucking things I want to fucking download? Are the only MP3s on the WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET by Limp Bizkit and fucking Creed? What the FUCK?! I miss Napster, I could find the rarest fucking shit. Shit that like 7 people had ever heard of....it was on there. The whole next generation of P2P fucking sucks my brown Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-107584152002-03-15T05:28:00.000-05:002002-03-15T05:28:45.700-05:00I am so pissed off by all of this that I full well plan to stay up until 8:00 when normal folks come to work and get this fuckin shit rollin. Fuck sleep. Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-107583592002-03-15T05:25:00.000-05:002002-07-03T15:36:38.000-04:00well I can print now. But Outlook wants some CD love to continue. A CD I don't have access to until others arrive at the normal working hours.
Append to the previous post: (again had to get rid of shit to avoid bitchiness I don't feel like dealing with)
BTW: I believe I may have a libel case, should I so choose to seek one out. word. (Let this be a lesson. You DON'T fuck with me.)Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-107566832002-03-15T03:35:00.000-05:002002-07-03T15:35:15.000-04:00Why does the world hate me so? I'm working late, my job fucking blows goat sphincter, the people who work for me are useless and then to top it all off my Outlook dies....AGAIN! Fuck you Bill Gates. Fuck you and your code whoring ass.
Apparently I can't print shit either. What the fuck.
Sorry, had to delete some stuff. Didn't want to get myself bitched at here.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-105901492002-03-10T13:42:00.000-05:002002-03-10T13:42:56.000-05:00It has recently been brought to attention by my loyal fans that I have not blogged in quite a while. Now, this blog was set up as a way for us to entertain the masses via our rants and general mockery of society's various "rules". The truth of the matter is I just have not had anything to bitch about as of late. Life is actually pretty not bad. I mean, new job, a real social life, working PS2, Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-99111472002-02-20T01:06:00.000-05:002002-02-20T01:06:26.080-05:00It's official, my birthday sucks. Always. No doubt in my mind. I thought that because my life seems to be on a much needed upswing that this year would be different. It wasn't. All my new friends (plus some old ones) were supposed to come out and party tonite in honor of me. Well, only Phil and Jess showed up, and thank god for them. So just add this one to the streak of birthdays that suck ass. Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-95605882002-02-09T19:40:00.000-05:002002-02-09T19:40:07.993-05:00I sitting here watching the NBA All Star festivities and what do I see but N*Sync's Justin shooting around on the court in full Sixers garb! What the fuck is that? It's bad enough he gets to defile Britney Spears every night, now he is defiling the good name of the 76ers! This asshole needs to be stopped. In fact, since I know that he is at the FU Center right now, maybe I need to get my ass overJersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-95242792002-02-08T14:43:00.000-05:002002-02-08T14:43:03.490-05:00I had a thought about music. I need some music on my computer, and there are all these songs that I like but I have no idea what they are called. Nor can I remember how they go....I just know that I like them. See I hear all these songs at the bar that I would never normally listen to, and I would like to have them on a CD but alas I don't know what the fuck they are. At least when I hear a song Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-95070112002-02-08T01:25:00.000-05:002002-02-08T01:25:39.680-05:00I'd call it poetic justice for making fun of broken PS2's.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-94959482002-02-07T19:33:00.000-05:002002-02-07T19:33:20.743-05:00Well ain't this some shit. All of a sudden my damned Outlook ceases to function. At all. I can see that I have email but the second I click on one, the fucking program freezes. My job revolves around my having access to my email. This blows. I hate my job.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-94543652002-02-06T18:00:00.000-05:002002-02-06T18:00:34.580-05:00I just thought everyone should know that if I had the opportunity to go see Vanilla Ice in a backwards ass redneck town I certainly would. If not just to kick his lame white ass. Wouldn't you?Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-94514492002-02-06T16:32:00.000-05:002002-02-06T16:32:26.806-05:00word.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-94498632002-02-06T15:45:00.000-05:002002-02-06T15:45:19.096-05:00Maybe it just seems like Thursday due to your massive Work-a-thon.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-94487932002-02-06T15:16:00.000-05:002002-02-06T15:16:12.453-05:00You know what sucks, I thought it was Thursday. Fucking uppity days of the week.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-94321232002-02-06T03:55:00.000-05:002002-02-06T03:55:41.130-05:00Fuck you it wasn't me yo. Those fuckin fucknecks wouldn't send me my damn password and shit. Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-94320832002-02-06T03:52:00.000-05:002002-02-06T03:52:39.766-05:00Fuck you, you stank ass twat....at least I figured out how to work Blogger over a month ago.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-94320622002-02-06T03:50:00.000-05:002002-02-06T03:50:56.420-05:00I fucking post and they can't even get my fucking name right. Your blog is FUCKED YO! Oh and stop your bitching Steve.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-94320482002-02-06T03:49:00.000-05:002002-02-06T03:49:40.780-05:00FUCKIN A RIGHT!! It's about god damned time this fucker let me in. It's 3 AM and I'm at work. What's wrong with this fucking picture? But at least MY PS2 still works. Unlike some people I know. Fuckin fucksnots!Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-92749862002-02-01T12:37:00.000-05:002002-02-01T12:38:31.000-05:00I just got home from my job interview for Comcast Cable. I love job interviews. The key is confidence. You have to convince these people that hiring you will drive thier stock prices through the roof. If you go in there all intimidated and "Ummm....well....uh," you are fucked, yo. I just wish I could apply that confidence to my personal life, cause hey, I'd be Mr. Mack-fucking-Daddy if I did. Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-91304992002-01-28T14:37:00.000-05:002002-01-28T14:37:52.750-05:00Dismissed on MTV has got to be the stupidest fucking show ever. Have any of you actually seen this shit? If you haven't, let me clue you in. Each show consists of 2 dates. A guy goes out with two girls and vice versa (yeah sometimes they have 'mo's on the show, but we will ignore that for the sake of my sanity). Then at the end of the date one of the two gets "dismissed" and the other person is Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-90624712002-01-26T03:58:00.000-05:002004-09-29T11:08:15.390-04:00I just got home from the bar.....closed it down, again. Gets easier every time, yo. So anyway, let me give you a little piece of friendly advice. Beer tastes nasty when you have a really bad head cold. I only managed to drink six beers and I nursed the shit out of every one. It wasn't good. My mouth tastes all funky, even my teeth feel weird, yo. Word.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-90464522002-01-25T15:57:00.000-05:002002-01-25T15:59:29.000-05:00I am so poor yo. Unbelievably poor. I need to have some kids so I can get welfare poor. If anyone wants to lend me ten bucks so I can smoke for the next couple of days please, let me know. Hopefully all this poorness will be over soon.....according to Prophetic Tollbooth Guy I'm going to strike it rich. I sure hope he meant soon. I really didn't think to ask. Far be it from me to question the Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-88282212002-01-18T18:26:00.000-05:002002-01-18T18:26:48.216-05:00Fuck Sony. Fuck them right in the pooper, until it bleeds and they have to put a Band-Aid on it. And then that doesn't work so they have to use a tampon, a tampon in the pooper, yo. I called those fucking pricks today because it turns out that my PS2 is broken. It wasn't a driver issue, it is a broke ass PS2 issue. So I call them up and I tell them that my PS2 won't play ANYTHING but FFX and MGS2Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-87389692002-01-16T01:19:00.000-05:002002-01-16T01:19:04.380-05:00It's official, I've finally been pushed over the edge. It all started when I got home with my new Buffy DVDs. They did not work on the PS2. No big deal.....I'll just have to watch them in the other room later. Fast forward to a couple hours later when I get bored and decide to watch Dogma on the PS2. Doesn't work. "Hey that's odd," I say, "I know, I'll watch the Matrix...I've watched that a bunchJersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-85592192002-01-10T01:50:00.000-05:002004-09-18T18:08:12.663-04:00I'm at the bar tonite (yes, again) and we are sitting there and all of a sudden the DJ starts spinning "God Bless America", and of course I start making fun because....hey, "God Bless America" at a fucking bar?? And don't give me any shit about patriotism....on September 10th you'd have all be thinking the same thing. If if don't make fun of that, the terrorists win. Sorry, where was I.....oh Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-85511172002-01-09T19:35:00.000-05:002002-01-09T19:35:37.033-05:00So, I just took this little "Which Kevin Smith character are you?" test and....big suprise....it turns out I'm Dante. Like I needed a web quiz to tell me that? People have told me that since Clerks first came out! Oh well, I guess it proves once again that the internet is never wrong.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-85326612002-01-09T01:44:00.000-05:002002-01-09T01:44:34.330-05:00Dude, why is Dave Thomas, the Wendy's guy, dead, yo? That's fucked up! Why couldn't it have been the Taco Bell dog, or Ronald McDonald....fucking child molester. Anyway, mad props to Dave, your stupid ass commercials will be missed.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-85209772002-01-08T17:24:00.000-05:002002-01-08T17:24:39.006-05:00So, it was suggested to me that I blog. Why? To entertain nameless people who are at work, and rather bored. The only problem is, I have nothing to bitch about. Yeah, I know, rare as it is, it's true. I'd rather just be playing FFX right now....in fact if I recall, the only reason I came online to begin with is to see if I could find a map that leads me through the fucking butterflies. Oh well, Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-84652292002-01-06T18:06:00.000-05:002002-01-06T18:06:08.640-05:00Can someone please tell me why "Bring It On" is the ONLY fucking DVD that I own that won't play in my PS2? Thankfully it is not my only DVD player, but still, it is the one I have in my bedroom!!! Now I have to go out and buy a fucking PS2 remote to be able to fall asleep watching sweet, sweet Eliza every night! And it's not definite that the drivers that the remote comes with will make it work! Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-84110922002-01-04T14:56:00.000-05:002002-01-04T14:56:03.980-05:00Forgot to mention this earlier because I was too busy ranting, but I was at a bar drinking with a guy with no legs last night. I really don't think I need to say more than that.Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-84084652002-01-04T13:09:00.000-05:002002-01-04T13:09:51.860-05:00So I was in the Wawa yesterday morning and they were playing the theme song from Enterprise. What the fuck is that? That song is bad enough when I have to hear it before the show....I do not need to hear it before my morning coffee! Who the fuck decided to have that stupid ass song on that show anyway? And now it's on the fucking radio? Gimme a fucking break. This better not turn into the theme Jersey Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07382816053835258560noreply@blogger.com0